s00tball:

25vernon:

best line ever 


Bender (y) ugh
( 5 hours ago) · Jul 25,2014 → 2,647 notes
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

I do not use the word home lightly.

So when I sigh it into the crook of your neck,

Believe that your spine is a timber frame,

Your kiss a welcome mat,

And your enveloping arms my front door

(via nothingdazzling)

(Source: sekaoj, via glitter-cunt)

( 1 week ago) · Jul 13,2014 → 14,126 notes
( 1 week ago) · Jul 13,2014 → 347,429 notes

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via hate)

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁